The Art of the Female Wing

If you find yourself one fated night in the midst of a circle of say 8-10 males versus you and homegirl, i know it’s hard not to be like

and if said males are all good looking and you feel like you may have cheated the rest of the single female world in [insert city], it’s hard not to be all

but come on, no one is judging you, they envy you. (haters gon’ hate.) and indeed, if you want to make your rounds among these fine gents to make an informed decision for the rest of the night,

just go with it.

(mind you, this is under the assumption that said males aren’t potential rapists; protect yo’self before you wreck yo’self, ladies)

part of being a good wing is the ability to just go with the flow. as the term most aptly and ironically goes, “be easy”, and just remain cool. don’t be scurred, girl, what do you have to lose? Just make sure you don’t find yourself making the mistake of actually liking one of them (eek). you gotta try all the cookies before you settle down on prospects. be realistic: you’re out on the town to have fun, possibly meet cool people and cruise. you’re not going to find your soulmate in a night so make the most of it.  make a few jokes, charm your way into their hearts and take a few numbers. though it is a possibility you might find a good one to last for yourself, be sure to at least get a few numbers for the sake of the game.

and just in case homegirl doesn’t get a chance to get her prospects’ digits, at least you can make the link happen in some awkward way the day after… ;)