Pro-Tip #1: Getting in the “zone”
It just takes one line, ladies:
“So what can I help YOU with tonight?”
Put simply, you just gotta beat them to the punch. In order to be there for your homegirls and to fend off any unwanted attention without being a complete standoffish bitch, you become one of them. Put them in the friend zone before they even realize you’re the hottest (and coolest) bitch in the room (no offense, homegirl).
More often than not, dude will be like “Whaaa?” and from there you go on to check out the OTHER ladies in the room that is not you, whether its to help your homegirl get it or just to simply get him off your and your friends’ nuts. Be one of the guys but with the bonus of actually NOT being one. It’s a win-win: he’s off your case, and he gets a hot, trusty wingwoman on his side because let’s face it— guys (read: people) look more interesting/appealing when they have hot friends (male or female) surrounding them.
So before the night even progresses from a few drinks to several shots, take yourself out of the equation and cruise. Homeboy may not always win his original goal (you) but at least he got some nice arm candy throughout the night and you did your good deed by helping others in need.
